swaps

v.t. secret substitute word for fornicating used when you are asking your friends if they would have sex with a person within hearing range. Advantage is it doesn't sound like a verb, much less a sex word.

So, would you swaps that melon-breasted cock snorkler or not?

by Chief Bootysmackah May 31, 2004

swapsucc

The act of receiving a blowjob from a someone who is blindfolded, and mid blowjob swap with another guy so the person giving the blowjob is unaware they're sucking off someone else.

'yo bro, my girl has no idea she was involved in a swapsucc with me and her dad last week'

by ilikefortnite June 19, 2019

ticket swapping

The act of swapping partners for the purpose of sex, with all parties in the same room.

"Do you want to do some ticket swapping tonight?"
"I'd totally swap tickets with you."

by bibliofile January 30, 2014

Couch Swapping

The scheduled sleeping arrangement at the 1081 complex to provided minimal back problems in later years. Based entirely on the honour system or who is more wasted and can't move system.

C: Its your turn on the long couch man.
___________________
C: Kev?

Kev: *the all knowing eye

C: *fear.

by foug January 11, 2005

Swapo

Another word for "Ball tap" or punching a guy in his balls.

Oh man, I just swapoed him so bad! He is laying on the ground crying!

by CaptiveMrhanky October 28, 2008

Swapaholic

A person with a drinking problem who thinks they are helping their issue by moving from their drink of choice to another.

"My wife is a swapaholic. She told me she's going to curtail her wine habit, but now drinks Vodka."

by Hairgirl37 May 5, 2010

swaptions

The options and potential sex partners available to swingers.

The opposite-sex attendees of a key party.

The potential hook-ups at a swing party.

I can't believe my luck. I didn't even know the Smiths or Jones were swingers. This key party is dope. The swaptions are all so tasty.

by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear October 31, 2010