Sucking the Joke

Taking a joke too seriously, being offended from an indirect joke.

Man: Feminists should just take a dick in their ass before they hate it.
Women: You know what? You're a misogynist patriarchy pig!
Man: Stop, you're just Sucking the Joke.

by 8 inches soft September 27, 2017

sucking blueberries

to be out of luck

see sol

I wanna get this now but it dont come out till next week looks like i'm sucking blueberries!

by Wonder P March 2, 2010

sucks 360

When something "sucks all the way around", i.e., 360 degrees.

Sorry about your wife, man. That sucks 360. Should we go teach him some respect?

by JK@M9 March 19, 2010

suck the icicle

v. Fail, do poorly at a task, put in minimal effort. Used by Canadian skaters and curling enthusiasts. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Nice stone fling Natalie! You totally swept the rings!

Thanks. Usually when I come to the rink I just suck the icicle.

Really? Well perhaps there'll be some down time while they pebble the ends. I'll loosen my parka.

by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013

self suck

when a male sucks his own penis for pleasue

ben loves to self suck...

by huffmiester4lyf June 27, 2011

Suck up

An underling who likes to give an ego-logical boost to someone higher up on the ladder in order to gain power

HonorP00ner is a suck up

by iamnotamod August 20, 2008

cum suck

A person who usually enjoys the sucking of the seamen extracted from testicales and/or penus

The prostitute i payed turned out to be a real cum suck.

by some guy you shouldnt talk to =) November 14, 2007