Stiff Drink Substitute

A satisfying substitute used by the consumption of a non-alcoholic beverage or food item in place of an alcoholic drink after a long, rough day.

The kids were a real handful today, so this ice cream is my stiff drink substitute.

My boyfriend and I got into a fight and he bought me chocolate as an apology gift. Now I'm eating my stiff drink substitute.

by Sole Obsession February 19, 2010

stiff

awesome

your so stiff

by pete is whack April 7, 2009

stiff

Someone who burns pizzas constantly!

He burnt another pizza again today boss! Wow he's a stiff!

by Pattymayo82690 March 8, 2009

stiffen zeecock

boner; erection you get after watching porn for 9 hours

I had a stiffen zeecock from teh buttsekz!1!11!

by Boxxcarr September 8, 2003

Stiff Upper Lip

When you are completely smashed and cannot see a damn thing with a mouth full of snuff.

What's up brother! I got me a stiff upper lip!!!

by JBurke1017 December 26, 2019

stiffy

a person that has a slow working brain and usually dont get things after 1hr-7days

do you have a stiffy????

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Stiffy Flakes

The pooey remains that have dried up and are starting too fall off your nob after giving someone anal

Dude Last week i gave Yo mum anal, my shower broke and i ended up leavin stiffy flakes on my nans carpet

by BassManNat August 15, 2008