Stephen

Surprisingly fat for one who plays so much sport.

Guy 1 "Is Stephen joining us for dinner? "
Guy 2 "That fat bastard can't even fit through the front door these days"
Guy 1 "Oh yeah...diabetic prick!"

by Joe Crockest December 19, 2019

Stephen

The best friend a person could have. They are known to have the best and biggest dicks. They are the best at making love and fucking. Not only do they have a good sense of humor but they have huge cocks

Always go to a Stephen if you want a good night

by Sum ting Wong July 20, 2020

stephen persaud

An indian man with a jamacin accent and a white name.

Such a stephen persaud

by whatsupman123 April 27, 2021

Stephen

The given name of “Stephen” spelled with a “ph” in the middle - instead of “v” - are notorious for having personalities akin to virgin, Christian camp guidance councilors for preteen.

Stephen? With a ph? Does that stand for pussy hole?? Fuck that douche.

by CrumpledSteak September 21, 2021

Stephen’s sausage roll

An obscure puzzle game that is considered on of the greatest puzzle games ever made, and I can agree. Not even kidding.

Trust me though, if you play it, go in as blind as possible.

The greatest game I have ever played is (don’t laugh) Stephen’s Sausage Roll.

by TheCornhole24 May 11, 2022

Stephen Hawking

When getting a sloppy hummer while having your prostate speedbagged by a tiny midget’s index finger..you bust a nut so hard you nearly faint, grunt loudly and uncontrollably shit the bed… all while your face and hands contort to resemble famed theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking.

“Bro..last night I swiped right on this sus skank and end up Stephen Hawking all over the back seat of her accessible Chrysler minivan”

by Mick Hockiner October 19, 2022

Chandler Stephens

Someone who cares for others more then anything in the world. The most pure and lovable person. The I love you ❤️❤️❤️ At the end of a message. Just perfect

Did you see chandler Stephens today? She is so nice I hope I get to see her.

by You’re guy June 1, 2018