stationary

not moving

Guy 1: I told my sister that I lift weights and she won't believe me! I told her that I could carry the football field and she's coming around later to see!

Guy 2: Are you crazy? The football field's stationary! And anyway, it's too damn heavy for you to carry!

by XXHolic October 24, 2010

Statile

miserable faggot that always wants shotgun but never gets it cuz his shoes arent new.

Statile- bro i want shotgun
friend- but dude you had it last time
Statile- but i gave you 20 cents bro, bro! bro?

by but bro! December 18, 2009

Rape Station

n. The place where the act of rape occurs. Usually a group lures a n00b into the station and "rapes" the n00b.

v. The act of Rape Stationing

The origin of Rape Station derived from a game of Halo 3, where a team of L33T owners, played a team of n00bs on Pit Stop. (a usual arena for MLG games or regular Team Slayer) At the start of the game the L33t team got their sniper, shotty and maulers and proceeded to enter the main base (where the energy sword is held) They fought off the other team for the entire game with a final score of 50-9
The whole team had a K/D spread of at least +6 with the highest spread going to The Color Five with +22.

From this the term "Rape Station" was born. It continues to live on in not just Halo 3 but other games and in RL as well.

"Dude that game was a Rape Station"

by Lumbia March 20, 2009

freeding station

A combination of "feeding station" and "free," describing the log jam of people surrounding the free food sample stations at Costco.

Well, Bill, from up here in the chopper it looks like there's some traffic along the meat section and heading into the frozen food aisles there's what appears to be a pile up at the freeding station.

by Ae5Ea8 February 19, 2015

SGS (Spanking Groin Station)

Walking in on someone while they are pleasuring themselves in the workplace.

I went into Larry's office late last night and he was pulling off a SGS (Spanking Groin Station).

by Thomas Jorgensen May 4, 2007

Metro Station

Shit band with shit songs in witch the lead singer cant sing Miley Cyrus half brother is in it. They think their emo but are the most main stream thing ever!

Person 1: Have you heard Shake it By Metro Station?
Person 2: Yeah it's rubbish
Person 1: Oh i kinda like it...
Person 2: YOU DESERVE TO BURN AND DIE

by Anon200 April 8, 2009

statis

The term "statis" has several meanings. All of them good, however. It is a term used to describe someone who is either wealthy, popular with women, famous, or anything else that is deemed "cool".

The word "statis" was created sometime in late 1999 or early 2000. The word was created by a man known as the "BSHT", or "Big Shot Hollywood Tycoon".

However, the reason this term still lives on to this day, is due to one man by the name of Michael J.K. He is often referred to as "The Korean Pop Sensation". He is the individual responsible for popularizing the term.

The term is very popular today. It is mostly used in Los Angeles, but it is used in other parts of the country as well. Apparently, the word is even being used by some people in Harvard University. The word has even reached Asia, and is a very popular term in Seoul, Korea. It has also reached countries such as Japan, China, Russia, India, Bangladesh, Germany, France, Lithuania, Brasil, Mexico, Argentina, and Canada.

The word shows no sign of slowing down, as it only continues to become even more and more popular today.

"You definately have your statis now."

"You have all the statis."

"I need to get my statis."

"That chick is trying too hard to get her statis."

by KPS December 25, 2004