seventeen year old standard

1. A blow job from a younger girl who is not yet ready to have sex.

2. A Blow Job.

"Jon has gotten three seventeen year old standards in the past few weeks"

"He should teach me how to pedo."

by AdoboPro January 7, 2012

scandal/s

meaning: to wear socks and sandals, an inexcusable, unforgiveable crime against fashion.

"look at that scandal"

"look at his scandals"

or more often (while cutting your eyes frantically towards the offending scandal wearer) "pssst! scandals!!!"

by The Schmooze August 18, 2004

Scandalosity

Scandalous actions, such as those offensive to morality or propriety.

That threesome I had with him and his evil step sista was the epitome of Scandalosity.

by AKseacode May 10, 2006

Scandanubian

A person whose ancestors have orgins in Scandanavia and Lower Egypt.

Person 1: What ethnic background are you?

Person 2: I'm German.

Person 1: I'm Scandanubian.

by Aida. December 9, 2008

slippery sandal

when a man inserts his entire foot in the vagina

slippery sandal :sex with your foot

by soup of the day September 28, 2009

socks and sandals

Socks and Sandals are one of the WORST fashion mistakes ever.People used to feel the smae way,but now it has become a trend among:Old ugly men,sporty/preppy girls,and black people.I don't understand it,it makes me sick to my stomach.If you were socks and sandals,you're just a bad person.

I saw a girl today wearing track pants,a Recreation hoodie and socks and sandals,so I threw up on her face

by um...die January 7, 2006

scandalous

Girls often say it to expess many things.

1. Emily -Geena, I'm going to steal Becky's boyfriend
Geena -OOOH scanalous

2. Emily - I just got an A on Mr. Haggards test!
Geena - So did I!
Emily - Scandalous!

by Emilu January 18, 2008