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The perfect stranger

It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.
Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.
by Crommer the gap toothed pirate October 22, 2016
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slanger

A slanger is a cominbined noun, slut + banger, referring to one who bangs sluts, like Lou Ferigno.
Lou is a slanger, and has many sluts.
by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009
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strange puss

Getting pussy from someone other than your girlfriend or the girl you usually have sex with.
student 1 "Dude, I tried to call you. Were you and Kristin doin' it?"

student 2 "No, I was gettin' strange puss."
by bigblue91 July 17, 2009
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Shangela

A couple from boy meets world. That should have been end game but Disney has to mess it up very disappointed 🤦🏽 ♀️
Shawn: I love you

Angela: I love you too shangela forever
Disney: sike
by Boymeetsworlllld July 4, 2019
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Morning Stranger

When you wake up in the morning with your arm under your body, and you lift it up and its all numb and you cant feel it. You then decide to jerk off with your numb arm making it seem like another person is giving you a hand job.
"Since i had a morning wood and my arm was numb, i thought it be a good idea to use the morning stranger to rub one out quickly on my cum rag i keep under the bed"-Alex Willard
by Belgian fool February 18, 2010
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stanger

n. A stanger is someone who really sucks at pool. However, it can generalize to someone who simply sucks at life.
Jeremiah, you are such a fucking stanger for losing your insulin.
by iurgerhgh February 12, 2009
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strange shaped face

A face which has a strange shape to it
Wow, he has a strange shaped face. It looks like a melon!
by Jebend1 October 15, 2007
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