Squeezer

One who believes in the existence of so called, "Unlimited Bandwidth."

by Left February 13, 2003

Squeezer

poop that hangs off the end of your ass, making it necissary to squeeze your asscheeks and wiggle around till its falls.

man this turd wont drop, its a real squeezer!

by pfloyd February 20, 2003

Squeezle

A whore who interjects herself between other people's relationships. The whore finds out that you and your significant other has fallen on hard times and she tries to squeeze and weezle herself into your relationship. See: Love and Hip Hop Hollywood; Hazel E, Young Berg, and Masika

If, you tell anyone that Brad and I broke up, a squeezle will try to get him.

by Politic! November 5, 2014

Squeezle

A whore who interjects herself between other people's relationships. The whore finds out that you and your significant other has fallen on hard times and she tries to squeeze and weezle herself into your relationship. See: Love and Hip Hop Hollywood; Hazel E, Young Berg, and Masika

Girl to girl: "If, you tell anyone that Ian and I broke up, a squeezle will try to hook up with him the second she finds out."

by Politic! November 5, 2014

Squeezer

stiffy from mafiamob.com
also known as the raper of albino hairless Thai Midget boys.

Stiffy is going to Thailand next year..what a squeezer

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

Squeezer

variation: Squeeze (V): To Borrow ones vehicle; slang

Yo dad, let me squeeze your car to go cruise the elementary school this afternoon.

by MrBoner February 14, 2003

Squeezer

person who uses nitrous oxide to enhance the acceleration characteristics of their vehicle

dayum, that car is fast! that guy must be a squeezer.

by leader of the anti mullet/anti riceboy brigade March 10, 2003