Honolulu Spritzer

The little known but popular Honolulu spritzer is a water sport. When your on the back of a boat and you get smacked by some water and your girl shakes her hair like a dog and the sprinkles hit you making you tickle some kine a way.

Did you hear? Jerry got a Honolulu spritzer and there getting hitched.

by Smatar January 23, 2021

Ummmm_sprite

Ummmm_sprite is a very special specimen, the specimen is known for sleeping all the time and they speak of something known as "thin ice"

Eg: where is ummmm_sprite?
They are sleeping

by Fexolo April 23, 2021

Diet Sprite

Someone who is sparkly but lacks substance.

An attractive person with no depth.

Sarah was really into Billy until she realized that he was nothing more than a diet sprite.

by 1coolchick September 4, 2021

LJ Sprint

A rapid terrifying explosion of movement towards the nearest functional bathroom in order to prevent a catastrophic spillage of immense fecal matter

Just had to LJ sprint before i made liquid brown in my pants.

by LG Cork September 18, 2021

Bangkok Spritz

An injury of the male sexual organ after getting stuck in a bottle opener

Did you hear about Joe, he is in the ER with a Bangkok Spritz!

by Jakisumo October 18, 2021

carolina sprint

The act of running at full speed while wearing flip flops to address a matter of disrespect physically. Depending on the skill and overall level of hands the sprinter has, flip flops will usually fall off for younger children of eastern Carolina; adult goons are capable of keeping flip flops on at running speeds of up to 20 MPH. Mountain Dew and Dr. pepper consumption have been known to vary the effectiveness of a sprint.

Ricky was talking out the side of his neck and Bobby broke out in a full Carolina sprint to teach him a lesson

by Orums December 8, 2021

mcdonalds sprite

its like sprite, but 10 times stronger.

girl: omg do u wanna go to mcdonalds?
boy: nah bitch they got the mcdonalds sprite

by peanut9707 April 15, 2022