The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
Get the new jersey sponge mug.Someone who sucks all the living life and joy out of peoples livelihoods.
They tend to:
- Lap up all the available attention
- Be useless and dry asf when they cant get any attention
- Want to get in all the dirtiest scenarios unnecessarily
Can be used as a generic insult for someone who gets on your nerves
A synonym for a pick me girl
They tend to:
- Lap up all the available attention
- Be useless and dry asf when they cant get any attention
- Want to get in all the dirtiest scenarios unnecessarily
Can be used as a generic insult for someone who gets on your nerves
A synonym for a pick me girl
They're such an attention seeker wtf
I know what a sponge
Stop being such a sponge and make yourself useful for once
I know what a sponge
Stop being such a sponge and make yourself useful for once
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" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"
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easy going
not moody but will let you know when enough Is enough
sometimes sponge Bob type people think alot
sponge Bobs are conscious individuals who like living carelessly and adventurous in a childlike manner
(hence they speak the truth to not have to go back to a lie and have fun but not to much of it)
most sponge bobs are funny to others in a cute or good way (but they don't really realize it.) (as they mature they understand their humour)
sponge bobs don't Die.
easy going
not moody but will let you know when enough Is enough
sometimes sponge Bob type people think alot
sponge Bobs are conscious individuals who like living carelessly and adventurous in a childlike manner
(hence they speak the truth to not have to go back to a lie and have fun but not to much of it)
most sponge bobs are funny to others in a cute or good way (but they don't really realize it.) (as they mature they understand their humour)
sponge bobs don't Die.
I enjoy being "A Sponge Bob"
"A Sponge bob" isn't only a cartoon character
"A Sponge bob" people are the Best and easiest to get along with.
"A Sponge bob" isn't only a cartoon character
"A Sponge bob" people are the Best and easiest to get along with.
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