When a woman positions her hand around her vagina with two finger each side, pulls firmly up and holds then attempts to urinate with full force. This will produce a stream of urine as if it were a penis producing it.
Woman 1: "There's only urinals free in this gender neutral bathroom"
Woman 2: "No worries, I'll just whip out the Spock cock and show those lads what's what!"
Woman 2: "No worries, I'll just whip out the Spock cock and show those lads what's what!"
by Songyy July 22, 2023
Get the Spock cock mug.A term used to describe a person's lackluster or ineffective attempts at romantic communication and will usually 'turn off' the person they are speaking to.
Person 1: I saw John yesterday speaking with some girl at the park, until, she walked away from him.
Person 2: That nigga John got Spoken Unrizz
Person 2: That nigga John got Spoken Unrizz
by 0xifer August 24, 2023
Get the Spoken Unrizz mug.Noun. A large metropolitan area, the largest city in Eastern Washington. Known for its meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth and homeless people.
A city once known for its Hoopfest tournaments, but ever since the diarrhea tsunami hit the small town, it is now colloquially referred to as "Poopfest".
A city once known for its Hoopfest tournaments, but ever since the diarrhea tsunami hit the small town, it is now colloquially referred to as "Poopfest".
"Hey babe, would you like to go to Spokane with me?"
"Idk. I guess so. Maybe we could go get high on meth and fuck for 3 days then come back home?"
"Good ol' Spokane."
"Idk. I guess so. Maybe we could go get high on meth and fuck for 3 days then come back home?"
"Good ol' Spokane."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 29, 2023
Get the Spokane mug.SPLKEAING (verb): The act of speaking or communicating in a jumbled or unclear manner, where words or sounds are mixed up, similar to "spluttering" or "mumbling."
This definition combines elements of "speaking" with a sense of confusion or disorder, inspired by the unusual arrangement of letters in "SPLKEAING."
This definition combines elements of "speaking" with a sense of confusion or disorder, inspired by the unusual arrangement of letters in "SPLKEAING."
SOTP SPLKEAING CHIENSE
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Get the snolk mug.Alright, so the girl poo's a little... then the guy cums on the poo... THEN you take the cum-poo, smash that shit between some cheeks (your preference), and dig in!!!
It's tradition, for the first councilor to break out "Kumbaya" on a guitar, to present them with a Spokane S'more!
by Skibidaweebop October 14, 2023
Get the spokane s'more mug."There was a bit of confusion about why the genitalia was pixelated in the image, while we were treated to a perfect view of their puckered, flakey spock-socket.
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