splooge-factory

A business establishment that provides happy endings under the table.

Have you been to that new Chinese foot massage place? I heard it's a total splooge-factory.

by Sony Ton June 12, 2013

sploffer

That combination between a snort and chortle. When air comes our of your nostrils slightly faster, indicating a humorous situation.

A: "Hey, have you seen that new sitcom?"

B: "Oh yeah. So many of the jokes make me sploffer..."

by tingra March 5, 2014

Sploffer

Sploffer is the word for a slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny.

Dude, I gotta show you this hilarious picture on reddit, it's definitely at least sploffer worthy.
I was watching this video the other day, and I swear, I was sploffing for a solid 5 seconds it was so funny.
"Dude stop breathing into your mic" "Sorry, I'm just watching a video" "So?" "Sploffing" "Oh, ok. You should link me it then."

by Deafharp March 5, 2014

sploffer

the word for a slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny, reddit fucking invented it, hats off, nostrils flare.

"What's the word for a mild gust of air from your nostrils when you hear a semi-decent joke?"
"A light sploffer"

Other such words include: Sploffed Out Loud (SOL)

by ShadowMercure March 5, 2014

Splooch

What happens when a girl hasn't had sex in a while and she finally gets it and cums early

Hey bro my girl splooched all over me last night

by Tc169 October 16, 2014

splof

"splof" is the equivalent of saying "flops". This is because it is spelled backwards.

I sploffed when my friend pushed me.

by Origami1105 September 12, 2015

sploogelord

When the recipient recieves a lot of cum also known as "splooge".

Hello sploogelord, last night was an amazing night.

by Flawlesspls January 20, 2016