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social dis-tance 

Disrespect for the need for social distancing, conveyed by inadequate intervals.
Nobody was dying, the so-called 'virus' was elite liberal propaganda, and to show his feeling about social dis-tance he was marching shoulder-to-shoulder with other "Reopen America" geniuses, waving swastikas and Trump banners, blocking ambulances, breathing in each others' faces.
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social detox/cleanse 

not talking to nor being in contact with ANYONE for a certain amount of time (decided by the detoxer/cleanser)
perosn 1-max hasn’t spoken to me in a while
person2- me neither

person3- me neither maybe he’s on a social detox/cleanse

Social-Media Inflammator 

A Social-Media Influencer who talks publicly about topics that they don't have enough knowledge about and influences their followers with half-baked information ending up doing more harm than good.
Social-Media Inflammators have led people to believe that wearing masks is dangerous for them.

Social Media conscious boomer 

A person, usually old, that is well versed in current memes, common slangs and and internet culture.
James: Yeah my dad knows what an eggplant emoji (🍆) is used for haha. Jack: Dude, he's a social media conscious boomer!

Social Distanced Stroll 

SDS. A COVID-19 first date. A meet-up walk during Covid times where you have awkward masked conversation at six feet apart and spend the entire time wishing the walk were over.
I meet Gen for an Social Distanced Stroll today. We walked in circles at six feet apart for two hours. I could not understand a word she said through her mask and my glasses were fogged the entire time. Lovely woman but that was hell. We agreed to meet up post Covid.
Social Distanced Stroll by timbre February 22, 2021

Social interaction zombie 

An individual that has been isolated for so long due to pandemic confinement that he/she desperately looks for any form of social interaction. The same way a zombie desperately looks for brain.
I have became such a social interaction zombie that I ended paying homeless people to hang out with me.

Social Juice 

It’s the juice inside that lets you hang around people, once you’re out you have to be alone for a while to recharge
I was down to hang with the boys but I’m all out of social juice
Social Juice by -- Rojo -- May 20, 2021