scatter the riders

scatter the riders is a saying,
if someone says scatter the riders its means to beat the fuck out off a bunch of cunts hanging together
scatter=fuck em up and leave em lying scattered all over the floor
riders=a group of people

mafia leader:scatter the riders
me:ok
ML:well done

by flippa April 5, 2004

Snatter Spotlings

The complete, often messy demolition of random, low-defense fiends in some type of RPG game.

Did you see his elf totally snatter those spotlings?

by Mofoe Defrag Shmigelsky January 31, 2004

shatterflance

One who is deeply intimidated by dolphins who reside in shallow waters and dive around exceptionally often.

Bill is a shatterflance

by Custen June 11, 2007

Shattered Hand

From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".

Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care

by Tangee December 14, 2008

shatter pootled

The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"

Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled

by Dead_Eric July 20, 2008

smatherflag

owning or the art of owning something

youve just been smatherflaged

or

i just smatherflaged that noob

by cattank October 1, 2008

smarterchild

a robot designed by some randoms that think they can make the ultimate best friend. he also thinks hes better than everybody, loves microsoft and insults us for cursing.

me: how many smarterchilds does it take to answer a question?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.



OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)

me: bob
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...


me: oh crap
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.

me: how are babies made?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...


- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: You humans really are charming.
wut da fish: you humans really are charming.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I don't know how to answer that.

me: im smarterchild!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Hey! That's my name! I won't call you that.

me: cow
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: What?

me: shut up
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...



Try typing "home" or "help."
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Pardon?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...



Try typing "home" or "help."
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Excuse me?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I can't understand what you're saying...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...



Try typing "home" or "help."
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: You shut up.



I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

me: moo
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Your impersonation of a cow is amazing.

me: F u
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm SmarterChild.

by lookies!! cookies!! March 13, 2009