Homer Simpson Boat Draw

A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.

They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw

by Claymationdude June 14, 2017

The Simpsons

a very bad show i am talking VERY TERRIBLE show if you ever watch the simpsons then you are promised to get aids percent to get aids Family Guy is way better than just some yellow people with a diabetic father The Simpsons

may have a better rating then family guy but Rotten Tomatoes do not know how better family guy is.

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iokjhgfvcfghklkjhgvcvghjklkjhbvcthe simpsons suck

by morimaxamus June 20, 2019

Homer simpson

An insult used in a nuclear power plant for the same lazy actions of Homer Simpson

Who hired the homer Simpson?

by Kidinthycorner January 15, 2022

Simpsoned

The act of making questionable decisions causing involvement by local law enforcement.

Hey man, have fun tonight, but make sure you don't get Simpsoned. I don't have time to bail you out tomorrow.

by The Simpsonator 3000 November 4, 2011

Ben Simpson

i have no words he is the best person you will ever meet and when you do meet him you will love him until the day you die and i promise that he is just the worlds greatest boyfriend and the the boy i will one day marry.

wow you are soo luck you have ben Simpson as a boyfriend

by Catherine wilson May 17, 2020

The OJ Simpson

In order to perform the OJ Simpson you must first purchase some extra small gloves. Then you need kill your girlfriend. After that once your in court you must fuck every one of your dead girlfriends family members.

Guy: Yo I just OJ Simpsoned the fuck out of my girlfriend. You know the OJ Simpson
His friend: No way that’s so cool.

by IEatCat420 March 8, 2019

Simpson's Adage

All adages should be read and thought as if they start with "Generally, ", this includes Simpson's adage.

Person A: "Many hands make light work." / "Things are not always what they seem" / "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law."
Person B: "Yeah but you should consider Simpson's adage."

by odddozen June 21, 2021