shovking

A posher way of calling something ‘shocking’

That tea was absolutely shovking

by Livia_rose June 13, 2024

Shovking

When something is better than shocking undescribable in a way

It is so big, its size it shovking!

by JUSTINBIEBER12334566 June 14, 2024

Shopping Cart Theory

An everyday test over morality and responsibilty over the simple task of returning a shopping cart after unloading groceries. You aren't forced by the law to return it, you won't get any punishment for not returning it, you won't get rewarded for doing it, it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to return it, but it is the right thing to do and it organises the parking lot and makes it easier for the next people to use the shopping cart. Most people should be able to return it unless they are in a hurry. Ultimately, it's a test to see if people can do the right thing without being forced or rewarded.

"You're just gonna leave that cart there?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"

by ItsRonny January 7, 2025

Shopping for Tires

Watchign gay porn wiht half-anminal halve-humin hybrids and it rubing you the rong way.

god fucking dammit, Marcus, this is the 7th time you've left your laundry out. My name is Chris.

I saw Jason yesterday.

Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"

by Maxwellscriblenottt October 23, 2025

Smopkins

The Gay/Bisexual pairing of Jimmy Hopkins and Gary Smith from the 2006 PlayStation 2 game, Bully. Or in EU Canis Canem Edit.

Hey do you like Smopkins?
Sure! It should be canon!

by TomsPookieWookieBear December 21, 2025

urban-shopping

Driving around on garbage night to find some good stuff that other people have thrown out.

We're going urban-shopping later for some chairs and hopefully a bookshelf or two,you wanna go?

by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008

shit-shocking

shit-shocking

This term has two possibles meaning;
1. Something which is both shit and shocking
2. Something so shocking that it has proverbial the ability to shock shit itself

1. "Dave's car accident was shit-shocking"
2. "That cow giving birth to an alligator on the News was so unexpected that it was shit-shocking!"

by Bobbinog July 10, 2009