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Taking a sample is when you stick your fingers into your underwear and probe and scratch your buthole area and then smell the "sample".
I was feeling a little dirty and unshowered, so I took a sample and confirmed.
by Sirvancealott August 24, 2006
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collect samples

to masterbate.

Was created while NYU students were trying to come up with ideas for research in applied mathematics and though of doing research in masterbation. One student volunteered to "collect some samples."
Yo man I need to go to the bathroom and collect samples for this project.
by en1ightened August 16, 2006
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whitmans sampler

A Whitman's Sampler is a highly specialized sexual move that takes commitment from both partners.

A man grows his pinky fingers nail long > 3cm , he then lays a large cable on their partners chest. He then runs his nail down the center of the turd to create a channel down it. This channel is filled with semen making a "chocolate eclair".

Once the eclair is filled the partner who laid the cable provides his nail (still filled with crap) to the recipient whom then samples the excrement.
“Jenny my new girlfriend says she wants to take the relationship to the next level, I am going to give her a Whitmans Sampler on the weekend to show her my love”
by Sir FistAlot August 28, 2014
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mud shampoo

The act of pissing on a girl's hair to wet it, then proceeding to take a shit on her head and massage into hair with your butt/groin region.
Last night that chick asked for a mud shampoo! How crazy is that?!
by 'Murica April 19, 2011
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shampooed

Have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop?

Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.
Dude, I just finished the first beer of the day, and I'm totally shampooed.
by katrinarobin June 16, 2011
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shamil akram wahid abdahla mustafa shampika nazeela uncle

A name that represents "black" in la campana. this name was given to a friend so that we can take the piss (even if its not nice^^)
Shamil "Er_Negro" Post Made by: Er_MaKea
by Wahid April 20, 2005
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sampuran

A mad lad who has mad talent and a mad dick
Damn sampuran is so hot Jessica
by The t r u t h September 2, 2019
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