Segura

Assholes that usually owes most people money, and also hogs the eight ball

The Segura’s disappeared again

by Bbbbbbbbbby January 19, 2018

segagged

the art of taking a shit that is so stringy that u can weave it to be a moist cloth then choke your sex partner with it to cause sexual orgasmic functions to both sexualists

"I got so turned on when tom segagged me the other night."

by Danking February 15, 2008

Segetable

Segetable
Found in many restaurants Samoa. Vegetables, but you have no idea what your getting.

Some Random Vegetable AKA the Segetable.

"Let's get some pepper shrimp and Segetable, and rice..."

by jub.jub January 1, 2010

Seginified

When drunk texting goes beyond anything that is coherent, makes sense or is even legibile or understandable. A text that is received after the bars are closed when your friend realizes that they were left there and now need a ride home (Because they lost their keys)

I got 14 Seginified texts after the bar was closed, nothing made any sense and I couldn't understand what the drunk was trying to say.

by ButtSlayer January 12, 2010

segerman

a person who creeps out all of the girls around you also known as the anti poon

I was working over these 3 wicked ass sorority sluts and ______ came over and scared them all away, he's such a fucking segerman.

by wickedkidd October 20, 2011

Seghezzi

Kids a boss,legand, and a true man. Doesn't care what people think. He's the opposite of someone who is two-faced. Yet does favors for everyone.

You know who's a mans man? That seghezzi kid.

Seghezzi=Legand /Legend=Seghezzi

by RealTalk508 June 27, 2013

segmen

Official term to refer to a group of males riding Segways. Usage is similar to names for groups of birds (flock of seagulls, murder of grows, etc.) See also: singular form: "segman". A group of women riding Segways: "segwomen"; a mixed gender / gender un-specified group riding Segways: "segaggle"; a group of minors riding Segways: "children of the Seg".

I just saw a segmen touring through the park; they looked ridiculous, and I laughed.

by Cyclips June 2, 2014