segmen

Official term to refer to a group of males riding Segways. Usage is similar to names for groups of birds (flock of seagulls, murder of grows, etc.) See also: singular form: "segman". A group of women riding Segways: "segwomen"; a mixed gender / gender un-specified group riding Segways: "segaggle"; a group of minors riding Segways: "children of the Seg".

I just saw a segmen touring through the park; they looked ridiculous, and I laughed.

by Cyclips June 2, 2014

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Semen Father

A father figure who supplies his girl with lots of delicious, creamy semen.

Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.

by eggplant boi March 21, 2021

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semenesque

having the consistancy, color, taste, or smell of semen.
someone who seems as if they spend large quantities of time soaked in semen.

that rice pudding went bad; its a bit semenesque.
j:"dont go near that girl shes a bit too... semenesque!"
chris:" thats why i want her number."

by jjerzey April 27, 2011

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The Semen Den

A colloquial term referring to the hotel chain commonly known as the ‘Comfort Inn.’ The first guesthouse under that name was a Brothel operating in Pittsburg in 1924, known for being simultaneously classy and, at times, filthy – the original hotel’s sign on Main Street actually read ‘Cum Fort Inn’. Unconfirmed Reports of contracting syphilis from the bar stools in the lobby were common, and the rooms were obviously no better. So today The Cum Fort Inn continues the tradition of superficially clean cesspools of human bodily fluid disguised as discount hotel rooms. The Cum Fort Inn remains an American institution, lovingly nicknamed by its many fans ‘the Semen den.’

Norman went to the semen den for his biweekly visit with Laquisha, his long-term prostitute. On this occasion, he forgot his prophylactics – fortunately, upon reaching under the bed, he found a variety of lightly used condoms from the room’s previous occupants. ‘thank god for the Semen Den’, he whispered to himself before plunging into the diseased escort.

by Messy Jiggleson September 30, 2016

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