claka baka schmitz is a maneater who has all the sai kung girlies and men. she is v fashionable but might steal ur clothes if ur amber! she can also be known as baboobabee, clancy, or claki taki. shes really into minecraft too.
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Jim shouted “Lucky Schmitty” and just like the rules for ‘shotgun’ Steve and Larry knew Jim would get the middle.
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If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.
I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!
I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.
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Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."
Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"
Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"
Tim: Commits seppuku
Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"
Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"
Tim: Commits seppuku
by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008
Get the Fitzing the schlitz mug.Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.
That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.
While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".
The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.
Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.
Common Slang in the Central European Area.
That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.
While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".
The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.
Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.
Common Slang in the Central European Area.
Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"
*No reaction*
Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"
--> To pull a Tom Schmitz
*No reaction*
Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"
--> To pull a Tom Schmitz
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