Japanese Sweatervest

The act of giving somebody a hand fart but holding you hand forcefully over the recievers face, ensuring the fart is inhaled.

Ahhh fuck Matt, you just gave me the harshest Japanese Sweatervest... Just wait till you go to sleep tonight you bastard...

by pud monkey May 30, 2005

Grandpa Sweater

An ugly old people sweater. The kind that my grandpa might wear.

I was horrified when katie pointed out what chris was wearing. It was an ugly grandpa sweater. We gasped in horror and then pity,that he was let out of the house dressed like that.

by Giselle April 14, 2004

cosby sweater

A: A oversized, hideous looking sweater with ugly patterns and colors, often worn by old men or hipsters with no taste.

B: A sweater a senile colorblind person would pick out.

As referenced in HIGH FIDELITY: "That's a COSBYYYY SWEATAAH, a COSBBY SWEATAAH!" - Jack Black

"Aww look at that sad sweater, did your mom pick that out for you?"

by definitionmassah January 28, 2004

sweat

to be drawn to physically and sexually, an intense form of having a crush

I really sweat Devin.

by cake September 1, 2008

Cosby Sweater

A sweater worn By BILL COSBY on the TV show THE COSBY SHOW. The sweaters were designed by KOOS VAN DEN AKKER, a NYC designer who is famous for his wild collaged garments. After Cosby notables such as Erik Estrada, Chuck Norris, and Richard Simmons became obsessed with obtaining their very own Koos original sweaters. Koos recently started a new line of these sweaters. Not for the faint hearted sissies but for guys with guts! www.koosvandenakker.com

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by richardkoek July 20, 2012

sweater cougars

Huge tits under a shirt or sweater. Too big and proud to be called Sweater Kittens

Man looks at those sweater cougars! Those have to be DD's

by Kay-Jo November 10, 2008

Fart & Sweat

Also known as a f&s

A build up of stomach pressure leads to pain and the feeling of needing to poop. When you arrive in the bathroom, the pain peaks but you realize that there is no poop to be had. You break out in a cold sweat from the pain and just fart until the pressure subsides. Normally one incidence is enough to relieve all pressure, but it has been speculated that several Fart & Sweats may be neccessary in a severe case.

After a day of not eating any food, we went to a bar to have some drinks around 4:00 p.m. About 2 pitchers in pressure started building accomanied with pain. The distinct feeling of having to poop washed over me and I rushed off to the bathroom, hoping that said poop would relieve the pain/pressure. 15-20 highly embarassing minutes in a doorless bar bathroom stall later I emerged sweaty and without having pooped, but feeling much better.

This is the chronicle of the first Fart & Sweat

by MIchael Young April 9, 2008