Sweater Weather

When uncircumcised men get action during the winter. The sweater is a nickname for the foreskin; Thus keeping it warm during the season.
Damn dude, my dick is cold! Its almost sweater weather though!
by Mexicanese1128 December 26, 2020
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sweater meat

A pair of knockeroonies. Breasts so magnificently substantial that they are even highly noticeable in a thick sweater.
I cannot take my eyes off of Yvette's sweater meat.

That bank teller caught me staring at her sweater meat.
by Mistah Know-it-all March 21, 2019
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Sweater Meat

Breasts, particularly big or glorious ones, especially in a sweater.
While bowling, I told Tom, wow look at the sweater meat on that bimbo. They bounce while she stands still. I’m putting lead in my pencil with no one to write to.
by JackDaddy6294 October 06, 2022
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Tard Sweater

A person who is called "Tardigan", in a reference to the nickname "Tard"
Tardigan rhymes with Cardigan. So it is a Tard Sweater.
by Jennacyde February 04, 2010
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Freshly knit sweater

when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
Steve: Man i just got a freshly knit sweater

Joe: Thank god its winter
by kingslushie93 June 25, 2011
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Yeti Sweater

When you shave your pubes before sex and you leave the clippings in the sink. When you're done having sex you pull out and bust all over her tits and stomach. When she asks for a towel you go to the bathroom and grab a handful of pubes and come back and throw them on her and yell now that's a yeti Sweater.
Last night I totally gave my girl a yeti sweater and she jumped up and walked to the bathroom hunched over arms swinging.
by Thundermemes September 01, 2019
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Fuzzy Sweater

When a girl stops shaving her pubes.
She asks you if you want to put on a fuzzy sweater.
by fire crotch canon September 21, 2020
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