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quarter life slump

a crisis that occurs when a person questions their entire existence, much like a mid life crisis, but occurs in your late teens or early twenties. very prevalent in college sophomores.
girl 1: wow, julie's been having a quarter life slump lately.
girl 2: yeah, i hope she doesn't get pregnant.
by CJ Dogg February 24, 2009
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stumping

A sexual act of penatration (vaginal or anal) involving an amputated limb.
I walked into the restroom at the club last night, and caught these two chicks stumping in one of the stalls.
by Madronin September 14, 2008
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shump

"DonPachi" is one of my favorite Shumps!
by zer0hue August 3, 2003
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Stumper

A woman so ugly that you would cut your arm off if she was sleeping on it so that you would not have to wake her up.
I pulled a right stumper last night... etc
by JonnieC November 23, 2003
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Stumping

Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.

Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all scraped up?

Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.

Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.
by SuperJunior!!!!!!!! October 2, 2012
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slumps

Desirable songs with strong base lines
JT produces slumps
by dolo May 29, 2004
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stumpy

n; A stumpy is a one who plays third base in softball but ironically enough has never gotten to third base himself.
There sat stumpy too afraid to take a lead so he sat on the base playing with his balls.
by PaulyShoresPosse-3 November 14, 2006
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