facebook stable

Noun. A Facebook stable is collective group of annoying females who do not necessarily know, nor understand, their boundaries when involving themselves in a friendship with man who is married or in a serious committed relationship. They ignore all indications that the man is in a committed relationship and they "back door" their way into his life, by "liking" his Facebook status often, commenting on his posts, or placing excessive :) or ;) on his wall, along with other subtle messages with uncomfortable innuendo. Facebook stable members disrespect the wife/girlfriend by their facebook actions with the man. Some men choose to keep a "stable" around because it feeds their ego and they relish the attention.

a Facebook Stable member would write, "You're the best, :: insert name :: !:)"
"..thanks for saving ME a bite of that dinner!;) "

and so on.

by annoyedgf2010 January 21, 2012

ball stabber

My asshole cat that will hospitalize anyone who is of the male gender

Friend: Hows your cat been
Me: you mean ball stabber?

by Your local tsundere January 18, 2021

soft spot stabber

A male sporting a penis with above-average length but below-average girth, performing vaginal penetrative sex with a pregnant female.

My girlfriend wants me to fuck her, but I'm afraid I'll be a soft spot stabber.

by sdaynoam October 8, 2022

stabed

when reading a paragraph and you pronounce stabbed wrong, and the person next to you wont stop laughing.

i just stabed someone in the back.

by brenda4375t87t9 December 14, 2010

poop staber

when your getting your salad tossed which means getting your asshole eattin out, do you pefer jelly or suryp. kyle turpie perfers suryp. vincent likes it straight up.

that john vincent is sure a fucking poop staber

by F.U.B.A.R. September 13, 2004

stable

n. a gathering place for Mustangs.
n. a party with a lot of Mustangs and a few honored plus ones.
v. to get a bunch of Mustangs together in one place.
n. Megan's house in Saratoga

"Did you guys see what happened at the last stable on the episode that was on last night?!?"

"Shits crazy man, those Mustangs are insane"

by Bartdog October 23, 2011

Back Stab

Texting or calling a mistress while having sex with your girlfriend or wife in the doggystyle position. Since you are behind them, there is no way for them to know.

Jim: Hey Matt I heard you hooked up with jess last night.

Matt: Yea, I had to back stab my girlfriend Tracy to set it up though.

by It Was Written February 16, 2010