scarp laser raser

A very sexy man with no hoes because he doesn't eat jello with a spork.
Often found fucking computers.

That faggot is a scarp laser raser

by NiggerNugget August 13, 2016

Sharpie

The act of leaving your wife for a younger model i.e 'doing a Sharpie'

Phwaoor look at that sort, I'd definitely do a Sharpie for her.

by @youngbroker March 1, 2017

super sharp springsteen

see also springsteen and super springsteen, like a super springsteen but better. one without tobacco.

"i was fucked, i had just smoked a super sharp springsteen"

by jeremy springsteen April 30, 2004

jet scarpino

a sweet dude who ate paint chips as a small child. may have been dropped down multiple flights of stairs. enjoys the soothing sounds of adult contemporary music. may not know how to opperate a motor vehicle.

"did jet scarpino do jamie in the bathroom?"

"does andrew fuck dirties? COME ON!"

by mangaman420 March 29, 2005

The Bolivian Sharp Shooter

The process of jacking off furiously and aiming your ejaculate into a spread vagina or any hole of your choosing.

No penetration is necessary to complete the Bolivian Sharp Shooter.

I’m gonna give Jane a Bolivian Sharp Shooter tonight.

by Jack Goff 55 November 21, 2019

sharpshot

1. A sharpshooter

2. One that shoots sharply

3. A master of smilies

<sherp> ~<|:&#8976;D->-
<danneh> SHARPSHOT!!!!!

by teh shotsharp February 17, 2003

Sharpet

A stain left after accidently getting Sharpie marker on ones carpet.

Oh No! I just Sharpeted all over.

by Bowlseph Nemo December 29, 2008