korbin shifflet

a nigger

¨look a korbin shifflet¨

by by october 23, 2017 October 23, 2017

skin shift

Prolapse rectum skin that can transfer from the rectum to the penis to create penile elongation. Essentially it’s a back and forth slinky effect from rectum to penis.

Whenever I want an extra few inches, all I gotta do is skin shift my butthole into my penis.

by That Wench November 21, 2017

Doug shift

A person who leave work hours early.

You’re leaving work at 5 instead of 7? That’s a Doug shift.

by Mr3fiddy April 16, 2023

The king shift

When you're working a long shift that makes you want to cry but you stick through it because it will make your paycheck look tasty.

"Man I'm working the king shift today"
"So that mean we can't marathon lord of the rings at all then"

by Kingshiftboiiiii June 25, 2016

Rusty Sheiffs Badge

The anus muscle that has been polished very well after being dropped in the mud.

Don had been so drunk the night before he hadnt been able to do the paper work correctly. When he bent over to pick up the morning paper , Wendy got a right eye full of the rusty sheiffs badge

by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006

reality shifting

reality shifting is when mentally ill teenage girls think its possible to move your subconscious from this reality to another using different methods. it became popular on tiktok in 2021 from posts of teenagers claiming they went to hogwarts. what this actually is is lucid dreaming. lucid dreaming is a dream that feels real, and you can control different elements of it. reality shifters refuse to believe that reality shifting is the same thing as lucid dreaming, and their main argument is that reality shifts can last for months. many of these people are simply lying, however the brain can trick you into thinking dreams last months. if a reality shifter ever tells you they can shift for months or years at a time, tell them to learn a new language by tomorrow. this completely shuts down their point as they will not actually be able to learn a language in one dream.

if you have gotten interested in reality shifting and know it's not real but wish it was, do some research on lucid dreaming! it feels completely real and has lots of scientific evidence.

mentally ill teenager: i was reality shifting last night, and it really worked! i shifted to hogwarts last night!
person with an iq above 50: you mean you lucid dreamt last night?
mentally ill teenager: NO!! IT WAS A REAL REALITY!!
person with an iq above 50: okay emily...

by bigfella23432 January 14, 2022

Shiffy

A person (usually female) who drinks quite a lot! A shortening of the phrase shitfaced

'Look at her, she can hardly stand up straight, she's proper shiffy!'

by Ja KE December 28, 2007