Saddlecock

1. The title that is given to a mans lower half once he commits the unspeakable act of sex with a horse

He banged the black stallion so hard now he has saddlecock

by Merv Griffin October 5, 2010

Saddle Swagger

A prostitute who lives in Nevada who rides people like horses with swag

"im gonna go find myself a saddle swagger for a fun night. SWAG!"

by pimpin4life September 24, 2011

saddle meat

A washed up bicycle racer, a biker who has seen better days.

Lance Armstrong ain't much more than saddle meat these days.

by bsieb February 13, 2012

Saddle Crotch

The extremely splayed and bruised vagina of a cowgirl that also has faint hint of equine.

Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!

by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013

saddlebagged

When a man has his penis shot off and is left with only his testicles looking like saddle bags.

Greg was saddlebagged, and can no longer piss standing up.

by Killerrabbit November 5, 2013

Saddle Burr

That annoying zit/pimple on your inner thigh area, in which become irritated when your thighs scrape together or is touched/picked at.

I can hardly walk straight because this Saddle Burr is driving me crazy!

by Drunken Visionary. December 31, 2014

Saddy tooter

Someone who is messed up the mood.

Dam girl your such a fuckin saddy tooter

by Omg 37483883 October 13, 2015