puppy rodeo

An action in which a puppy takes a chew toy hostage by grabbing hold with its teeth and front paws, tilts on its side, and uses its pelvis to slowly thrust, gradually gaining speed until it is until there is no way of stopping it.

Holy shit dude, your fucking dog is pulling a puppy rodeo!

by Pugboners March 8, 2017

rectal rodeo

Wild ass "yee-haw" anal sex, usually with a partner who was not expecting it. The receiving partner is most likely to be trying to buck off the giving partner

Man, if I ever got the chance, I would totally take Ryan to the rectal rodeo

by SGT_Wilk June 3, 2017

lip rodent

A bushy mustache, particularly one confined to the upper lip. Often grown for Movember by fools who don't know their head from their ass when it comes to proper facial hair grooming.

Yeah, I fucking dumped that lip rodent sporting tool; he spent so much time looking in the mirror he forgot to brush his teeth.

by REvisionIST February 26, 2018

lube rodeo

Is when a broke back cowboy brings the KY Jello to a party wearing only a cowboy hat and boots with spurs.

Whose comin in hot to the lube rodeo...this guy, that’s who!

by Sasha77 May 13, 2018

Ratchet Rodeo

when 2 or more hoodrats start scrapping in the streets.

all these hoodrats out here fighting, it clearly aint their first ratchet rodeo

by anonymous June 28, 2018

Generational Rodeo

The act of having sex with 3 generations of the same family.

A Generational rodeo?? It’s like the cowboy three way but you add a hot grandma to the mix.

by Drock1954 December 10, 2018

Popsicle Rodeo

When you mount someones back and stick a popsicle up their butt, then see how long you can hold on before they buck you off

My anus is still frozen from the popsicle rodeo. Jerry popsicled me for a full 8 seconds!

by Numb Bum Cowboy March 19, 2019