Escape From Reality

When your life sucks and you need a sanctuary; ballin every Saturday from 10 to 12.

Arnon: How was CBA Goats?
Hunter: My life was going downhill when I broke up with my girlfriend, but the moment coach called me DeeMaa I was able to escape from reality.
Sonam: For a moment, I forgot about my cancer and became Giannis Antetokounmpo.
Seimo: Family on THREE! 1, 2, 3...
ALL:...

Seimo, Coach: FAMILY!!!

by Mosyeeto April 2, 2022

reality chaser

a chaser of reality; one who is on a constant journey to know the higher Truth; who Sees there is always something more to everything.

"We have no strings. There is no reality for us.That is how life is for us, for me. The harder I try to connect with the binding of reality the farther away it slips from me. Sometimes I can catch hold of the string and ride the waves...but then I start to lose my grip and I fall off again. I am never bound to reality. That is why I am called a reality chaser. It’s always just in my grasp and I never can catch it. I’m always chasing what I’m slowly losing."

by Chaser March 24, 2005

reading the mail

eavesdropping on a conversation; sandbagging (ham radio lingo)

A ham radio operator tunes her radio to a frequency frequented by other hams, usually people she knows. She can listen in on their QSO without them knowing it.

"So I was *ahem* reading the mail this morning on 2 meters..."

by rubberbiscuit August 11, 2009

Reading Wankers

Your rich friends who go to Reading Festival (or any for that matter) 'for the lash' or 'for a laugh', regardless of who's playing.

These people usually boast a music taste consisting of the charts and have never heard of anyone before the 1990s

Guy 1: "Have you heard The Libertines are playing this year?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, shame all of the Reading Wankers have bought the tickets!"

by pwbcallday June 7, 2010

Realist

An optimistic way of saying "Pessimist".

I’d consider myself a realist, but in philosophical terms I’m what’s called a pessimist.

by Twaterhouse11 October 24, 2018

free reading

1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.
2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.

1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.
2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"
Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."

by sexie chocolate November 13, 2004

realm of reality

Realm of reality technically means "kingdom of reality" which compares itself with a Kingdom which has it's own fate and victories.

Therefore, realm of reality refers to the basis of reality that is considered to be a kingdom.

His story is based upon a realm of reality.

by Cherubi777 September 7, 2016