by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023
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Get the Funky Randall mug.As someone who has cited this on so many occasions that it's IN MY PREDICTIVE TEXT... Why do you think it would logically follow that I wouldn't wnat credit or money?
Hym "Seriously! I've cite Ayn Rand's criticism of altruism so many time it's in my predictive text! That's what makes it something-something non-sequitur guys! Try literally anything other than Uno Reverse and Something-Something Non-sequitur ONE TIME! It's a literal coin toss."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
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Get the donovan randall schumaker mug.A fat person who will refuse and start throwing a tantrum whenever asked to do a small task/favor, no matter how big or small the task, they will refuse to do it
Person 1:Yo bro let's meet up in the middle
Person 2:No I hate you so much we're not doing this anymore
Person 1:Alright you fat radu, I didn't want to do it anyway
Person 2: *throwing a tantrum and whining about it*
Person 2:No I hate you so much we're not doing this anymore
Person 1:Alright you fat radu, I didn't want to do it anyway
Person 2: *throwing a tantrum and whining about it*
by big boy sellout October 7, 2024
Get the Fat Radu mug.Definitely not Carolyn or Simon’s personal yeast infection, but certainly a close friend named Andy or Ellen. A Ballsack-Randalson on the perineum is a sluffing/callused/rot that when clawed fervently swells and eventually resembles a scrotum cheeseburger. Both Carolyn and Simon referred to their poor friends mangina with a gagging incredulity as they made scoops out of both hands and with their fingernails at the ends dug upward and in from back to front as hard as it seems possible. Later I found out that they actually did have Ballsack Randalson. Photos at CarolynSimonEllenAndyDaveHeidi.com
I’d come with you guys to crater lake, but have you seen this (bends over and spreads cheeseburger like growth between vagina and butthole or scrotum and squirty respectively) it’s a Ballsack-Randalson and I’ll be flagging traffic with these scoop hands all night.
by ChonkerLude August 5, 2025
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