skeet-rag

(n) a crusty rag, handkerchief, or cloth kept at the side of one's bed to collect ejaculatory liquids (come, cum, jizz, skeet).

(adj) someone who is a total tool (see asshole) to everyone and everything.

(n) "Don't blow your nose on that, that's my skeet-rag"

(adj) "God, your such a skeet-rag"

by :| ? December 19, 2009

grundle rag

A, literal meaning: the first towel used in the sequence of towelling to wipe your grundle
B, slang: someone who stinks like a rag used to dry your grundle

Mike: "todd is a total grundle rag boy"
Ron: "i know, HEY TODD GRUNDLE RAG ME!"
Todd: "yessir", tosses grundle rag nonchalantly to ron

by DJ YAYslay May 21, 2008

Spoof rag

A rag in which one ejaculates into. Keeps the surrounding area clean, but builds up laundry. Make sure you wash.

Mikey waked off into his blue spoof rag.

Jake decided then to eat Mikey's blue spoof rag.

by Carneyfreak1 February 24, 2009

Rag Doll

A girl who sleeps around when she's on her period, so she wont get all knocked up.

"Sally is a rag doll, fucking whore."

by Perrott June 17, 2003

A dirty rag

When a guy shoves his balls up a women/males ass and then has them lick off their shit.

I gave that girl a dirty rag last night.

by John Allen Micheal Scott February 23, 2008

rag-dolled

rag-dolled...to have had rough & ready sex with a female.

"Man, that sticky Vicky will be walking bow-legged for a week after we rag-dolled her last night"

by Dr Fox June 5, 2007

cunt rag

1. A term to describe a woman's underwear, usually of poor quality.

2. A term used to descibe a used tampon, used as a derogatory insult towards people you dislike intensely who may have poor personal hygiene.

1. I was lifting up her skirt to go down on her and I practically fainted she had the most minging cunt rag I have ever seen!!!

2. JAMES - Hey Jack I heard that Mike gave your phone number to eve the other night, is that true?

JACK - Yeah I hate Mike he's a fucking cunt rag!

by JackB July 16, 2008