quick tactical

When one is in dire need of a wank and only has short amount of time. Usually when one is soon to be in an arousing situation, or is simply in the mood but short on time. Usually not as satisfying and can result in dick burn.

"I was going round to my girlfriends house in five so i had to smack out a quick tactical."

by Jake C March 14, 2014

quick jerkies

Or "quick jerky".

Means a really quick wank/fap/masturbation

"Now that's a quick jerky here i'll tell you what" or
"Sorry man gonna take some quick jerkies"

by tsutsutsu February 17, 2020

Quick Tug

Settling for a hand job

Netflix and chill ended with a quick tug.

by L0rdexp3ctati0n January 24, 2016

quick chair

When sitting in a chair. The feeling is similar to as falling in or out of quick sand.

Did you fall into your quick chair?
me: yeah AHHHH! Whoa!

by homewreckerApplepie October 2, 2021

Quick Love

An Excuse stupid bitches use when they get caught cheating

You were nothing to me, I used you for quick love

by Quick love February 28, 2022

Quick-dump artist

Akin to a quick-draw artist with a six-shooter; ie; Gunslinger. The quick -dump artist is similar only with the art of the toilet bowl versus a gun.

"Hey Dude I thought you had to make a doo-doo before we leave." I already did; I'm a quick-dump artist.

by kingmerriam April 21, 2014

Keyzee Quick Change

When your buddy of 30 years picks you up in a Porsche 911, but before you reach Keyzee, you’re forced into a roadside outfit swap because you smell like BBQ. Luxury meets reality.

Keyzee Quick Change, There is no substitute.

by Tuffguy UF August 19, 2025