Cunny-quaffer

A cunnilinguist who gobbles vaginas so cavernous that they suck the air from the eaters lungs, hence requiring the taking of deep breaths before feeding.

At the dog kennel, a tall, bearded, bald man - a known cunny-quaffer - stalked her, following her to her station wagon. Could he smell her?

by Alexander Putin November 10, 2003

ball queef

when a woman queefs on a mans balls during sex.

Hey Jordan i hear Haleigh queefed on ur balls last night.
Yeah it was such a good ball queef

by Michael Mead November 2, 2007

Queef

Queef ('kweef) n. a sexual activity in which the female genitalia release a (pfffffphpfff) wet vibrating lip noise, referred to as a vaginal fart or vart. can occur during intercourse (shunting the sidings, berrying the bone, parking the pink buss, slamming the lamb, etc!), cunnilingus (it is recomended that u DO NOT queef during oral), and digit* manipulation (fingering/masterbation), *digit can be replaced with: cucumber, dildo, vibrator, candles, coke cans, or other household/industrial objects (up to and including a jackhammer)

"I love the smell of Queef in the morning" (A vietnam war film (1979))

"when i was tickling my ladys fair pink in the castle courtyard, she did Queef it a most desperate and shrill manner" King Henri VIII about anne bowling.

"my girlfriend loves to Queef on demand"

"my girlfriend loves to queef with a ping pong ball in her snatch"

by King of the Queef November 2, 2003

Queef taco

when one decides to queef into a taco, grill it, top it with cheese, and eat it!

dude: my mom cooked my brother a queef taco, now hes in a coma

by BASEDGOD:D March 21, 2011

Queef

A fart that comes out of your pussy. It usually happens when you’re nervous or you got your pussy stretched out.

Zion: “Hey.”
BEANZ: “OMFG ZION SAID HEY TO ME AND I JUST QUEEFED!”

by niggamuch October 27, 2018

chilli queef

a term used to describe a foul or disgusting smell, usually a queef or another form of flatulence.it is easily recognized by it's sweet, yet spicy aroma.

"yeah, me and debbie were just goin at it and when I went to eat her out, she blasted a chilli queef right in my face that singed off my eyebrows!"

by jordan colon June 11, 2008

Quafle

Something that is very sexual or nasty.

Everyone quafled on Haley last night.

by RegularFridayNightCrew March 19, 2009