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Farting, but in your vagina. Example *when the fart starts at your booty and moves towards your frontal area creating a bubble fart*
oh girl I just queefed
Queefed by idkwhyididthis July 20, 2018
Verb, past-tense: (1) The act of expelling air from a body orifice, specifically the vagina. (2) Electronics: A part, usually a semiconductor, that smokes or burns-up sometimes emitting a similar sound. Adjective: (1) Any malfunctioning device or (2) any object that has been broken, destroyed or damaged beyond repair.
Verb (1) "Pat really smelled like a dead tuna; I think she queefed." (2) "I was working on this amplifier last night and the output transistor queefed." Adjective: (1) "My TV queefed last night; the picture just went off." (2) "Tom got drunk last night and queefed his car; ran it straight into a light pole."
Queefed by PhantomTechnician April 26, 2015
" Oh dude I totally queefed that midterm"
Queefed by galinagulussy March 2, 2024

Queefed the boof

Making a mistake such as (but not limited to) queefing after a freshly performed boof.
"Marsha spilled her drink on the powder tray."
"Damn, she really queefed the boof."

queefed out 

To avoid responsibilies by coma or other unconscious states
Rick Grimes queefed out of the first few weeks of the apocalypse.
queefed out by Dembeans May 22, 2016

aero queefed

when a girl is about to queef and you block it with your hands so it stays in the vagina and melts
aero queefed by whatsaian November 28, 2009