Pick me girl

A girl who thinks she is better then the average girl. she thinks she is a different breed. a whole different species. and that everyone loves her.

Samantha: “omg I’m like one of the guys.. girls are too much drama. like I’m just not like other girls you know?”

Samantha in this situation is a pick me girl.

by Brixxx February 25, 2021

pink picket fence

A term used to discrible suburban-married bliss for homosexuals.

Ted and Dan are gay and live in a great house in the gaybourhood with a dog, two kids. They have the pink picket fence all figgured out.

I hate Cory - she has the hot wife, the nice house, good job, great car - fucking pink picket fence life! Why can't I have that! I mean I'm way hotter then she is!

by QueerFemmeGirl December 7, 2006

Ice Pick Jones

An ice pick jones is way to cause frustration , shame, and anger in a person. The "picker" jams his hand, which is extended into the "recievers" armpit. The quicker that one picks someone the better. The most humiliating part of this activity is the ice pick jones symbol that comes after the pick. With one hand you hold out a imaginary icicle and hit it with the right hand with a imaginary pick. This action is to be performed in the face of the reciever. The words ice pick, pick or jones can be exclaimed after the completion of a succesful ice pick.

There are several strategies to this. The team pick is when you have one partner grab the recievers arm and lift it up while the other one picks them. This can also be done with one person.

There are also rules for a failed attempt at a pick. If the picker fails then he must leave the sights of the reciever or recieve a free pick on himeself. If the person refuses you are allowed to beat the person.

The most satisfying pick is when you get someone in an urban environment. Classroom picks are less satisfying because the person is doing work and is not focused on defense.

Lifting a persons arm up and hitting them in the armpit with the open hand. Then exclaim ice pick jones.

by icepickj April 6, 2009

Jerry Picker

A 2 ton mexican hoist used to assist your overweight beaner in the formal act of performing a keg stand.

Also used to hoist mexicans back to their motherland aka Arizona.

Juan's hefty mom is on her way, grab the Jerry Picker to hoist her fat ass up for a keg stand.

by Brian Mahaffey December 12, 2010

Dicker Picker

when one of your friends is sitting or laying down and you quickly pick your friends dick like a claw game, the claw being your hand and the stuffed animal being your friends penis.

while doing this you must exclaim "DICKER PICKER!" while picking the dick

Friend 1-*laying on couch*

Friend 2-*unexpectedly comes over* "DICKER PICKER!"

Friend 1-"YOU BASTARD!"

by shablazum October 13, 2011

pick-up line

a phrase or expression used to "wow" or "win over" a female, deemed successful if it ends in the bedroom area, or any place well equipped for love making.

"Hey baby, how much does a baby penguin weigh? Just enough to break the ice."

- pick-up lines

by lifeoftheparty May 30, 2008

Pick up Chicks

A little known game played around the high school football stadiums. The purpose of the event is to get as much boobs, ass, pussy, tongue, or really anything sexual as possible.

Scores are tallied at the end and extra points are given to team players and sly maneuvers.

One can automatically win by getting laid at any time during the season, while on the stands surrounded by their friends.

Varsity game tomorrow. Let's play us some Pick up Chicks! Bring a blanket, this could get dirty.

by Smitty Joe August 11, 2006