to push the Kleenex across the desk

To pretend you care about someone’s loss by making a perfunctory or meaningless gesture. This comes from the common experience of a Human Resources manager pushing a box of tissues across the table to a employee he/she fired.

Jimmy: Damn her. She told me she doesn’t want to be her girlfriend, but we that we can still be friends.
Tyler: Wow, it was pretty fake of her to push the Kleenex across the desk.
Jimmy: Yeah, she doesn’t care. She’s blowing some other guy.

by The Dumpstress March 24, 2020

pig push

When you push your fingers against another person’s toes “piggies” in a playful and flirty manner. It’s like a foot massage, but better.

Hey cute boo, do you want a pig push? *wink* *smirk* *blush*

by Kiyakat July 1, 2020

Pussy push

Use a tantalizing smaller rock size essence of hot fun or little pink delight, and slowly push it into your clit slit while grasping tightly with your cool pussy contol.

Awww, she said ; when she use a the Pussy push technique it feels warm and cool all at the same time

by MS. MOLLY March 8, 2021

Mediterranean push-up

The act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner.

have you ever heard of a mediterranean push-up? No? It’s the act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner. Joe’s girl told him that she would give him head if his penis tasted like pickles so, he did a Mediterranean push-up. Unfortunately his mom walked in and ruined the mood!

by The Anti Blue Falcon April 23, 2022

You're a push pen

This is a metaphor that means when somebody pushes your buttons, you come out. (When someone gets you mad, you fully rage.)

Brendan is a push pen
You're a push pen

by AntIs_Cool June 18, 2019

Shark Fin Push up

When you strip down nude and put a flip flop or sandal in you but crack and do a push up. You look like a shark who cares about upper body strength.

I bet you 2 ramen you wont do a shark fin push up in the red yard.

by The Only Chez February 22, 2020

Kush Push

A very bad push-up. You barely move your arms.

Kevin, stop doing kush pushes!
My kush push got me a F in PE.

by Dana858926 April 15, 2009