Preston newt

An endangered species of newt only found, in the wonderful city we call Preston. Only a few of lucky people will come across these in their gardens.

Look mum! I just found a preston newt in the garden.

by Lunoir June 30, 2019

Preston

Preston is usually a guy that has brown or blond hair and will not fall in love most of the time but when he does he will love and cherish the person like she/he is a angel. when one of his friends is sad he will do everything to make his friend happy again. And if someone is bullying his friend he will go as far as getting suspended to make that person stop bullying. Overall he’s a good guy but sometimes he gets mad so don’t make him mad.

Preston: Yo that girl is dummy thicc

Chanse: so go see if you can smash
Preston:ok
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Preston: hey cutie
Girl: sup bish
Preston: wanna smash
Girl: sure. My house 6:09
Preston: sure

by Yeetboiiiiii6969 July 6, 2019

Preston

Preston is the guy of ur dreams. he is unbelievably attractive and the hardest guy to get over. once you fall for him you’re screwed. he has the softest and dreamiest dark brown hair. when u make eye contact with a preston you melt. his smile with the dimples and the freckles on his neck will have u head over heels in love. he’s a little bit of a hick, but has a big dick. everything about him is amazing

girl #1- omg look it’s preston
girl #2 -omg brit ur still not over him

girl #1- he’s just so perfect

by annoynomous2221 July 16, 2019

Preston

Preston is a name for a person who likes Air Jordans and who’s favorite player in the NBA is Kevin Durant. And who sucks at NBA2K19

Preston, ur such a dick

by Dddjd April 14, 2019

prestige void

Dont define this my other one was a mistake

Don’t use the other one prestige void

by Anonymous6527182 April 21, 2019

Preston

A very good gamer,friend,husband. And a dog lover but a cat hater

I'm a Preston

by X Jumper April 24, 2019

Preston

Preston is kinda whack. He likes to make jokes about necrophilia, bestiality, and pedophilia. He is a kink shamer. Preston has some weird kinks himself. Preston has 3 kindeys. Preston has a broken leg, because he is stupid. Preston does not like to have fun. He likes to go to the store. The weed store. And other stores. Adult stores. Preston is overall a big ass weeb.

I don't like Preston.

by AttackOnTheHetalianFairy September 26, 2019