puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.

"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

puke stick

Small penis, especially as used by a talented dominatrix or humiliatrix.

"When was the last time your puke stick discharged?

by Epic R. Guy December 16, 2019

Pueef

A pueef is like a quuef, except, it is from the penis. It sounds like a car with rusty brakes.

Manny just pueefed on me!

by LukeNelson69 January 3, 2020

Puke-apotamus

Throwing up so heavily, it looks like a hippo is puking.

Oh my gosh, I think this puke-apotamus is going to overflow the toilet.

by WhollyFit February 26, 2020

Puke

Most dangerous substance found anywhere now...

I ate some food and had to puke!

by Jeremiahj4308 May 23, 2020

pakeer

(n) a person who acts/ behaves cheap

ale pakeer!

by naanuunknownu July 31, 2020

Puneet

she is the most UGLIEST girl ever known she will have lots of pimples ew gross! never will hang out with her she steals!

Puneet: hi you wanna poop?
Jack: ew no!

by ARSLAAA August 24, 2020