confirming with the president

having a wank, using just the one hand

i decided to confirm with the president after finding this picture of your mother

by Js May 13, 2005

President Fucktardiprompter

Barrack Hussein Obama a.k.a. Barry Soetoro a.k.a. Barry Obama Jr.

Goofus: Did you see our President's speech last night? I cried I was so moved. He's so articulate. I have black friends, you know.

Gallant: No, I watched the falsely elected President Fucktardiprompter read from strategically placed screens out of view with pre-written speeches scrolling on them.

All he does is plagiarize Martin Luther King speeches or Deval Patrick speeches anyway.

by Northbridge January 22, 2011

When Donald Trump Became President

The end of the world and the extinction of women.

Oh no, When Donald Trump Became President, we have to go to another country where Trump doesn't find us.

by Academic Enrichment November 15, 2016

Presidential Campaign

The effort put into winning a girl over so you can have sex with her.

Dude 1: Dude, so did you bang Molly yet or what?

Dude 2: Nah dude, shes a tough one. I still got her in the Presidential Campaign.

by Obama-nator November 4, 2010

jay leno for presidential burger

1. a burger that is offered when jay leno runs for president

mumbles went to burger king and asked for the jay leno for presidential burger

mumbles also asked for the conan o'brien burger too

by tree trunk slim August 6, 2010

Presidentially Rigged

1. Poor quality. See Ghetto "improvised, or home-made (usually with extremely cheap or sub-standard components), yet still deserving of an odd sense of respect from ghetto dwellers and non-ghetto dwellers alike"

1. The hatchback on my 87 Honda Civic Si won't stay shut, so I presidentially rigged it with some duct tape and vice grip pliers.

by hymie2 January 15, 2009

president of russia

a very violent man who will war with places for fun and gets off to all the fucking death and loves breeding with tanks then forces his soldiers to go out to war with said breed tanks and then find people and marry the people who dislike the fight also breeding them daily to the point half the war is breeding and we all fail and war will end.
and its to all the people that said me

person 1: im president of russia

person2: die die die you monster

by kydder September 5, 2022