phantoversary

The would-be anniversary date of a relationship that has ended.

John thought that today's date seemed familiar. He realized it would have been his and his ex-wife's anniversary, now phantoversary.

by jtyrhe December 18, 2013

phantom pooper

A mysterious culprit responsible for a bowel movement with no wipe and no flush in a strange restroom

"the phantom pooper stuck in the shit spot"

by dueling lyricists October 9, 2014

Phantom Haptics

Haptics is the science of applying touch sensation to interact with computer applications. Just as with phantom limbs the sensation of the limb is still felt, phantom haptics occurs when the sensations associated with an electronic device is still felt even when that device is not physically in contact with the body.

I have experienced phantom haptics when I am not wearing my Apple Watch. I still feel my watch telling me to stand up even though I am not wearing it.

by Phileesi August 22, 2015

Phantom Shit

When you feel like you need to take a shit, but instead you just fart

Person 1: Yo, I thought I needed to shit, but instead I had a massive was fart

Person 2: That's a phantom shit

by Dyster June 15, 2018

Plantophile

A teenager named Dibbs who enjoys fucking plants and is attracted to organisms in the taxonomic kingdom Plantae.

That guy is looking at that mangrove weird, I think he may be a plantophile.

by Happy_Duck October 19, 2021

F4 Phantom

F4 Phantom is a cold war era fighter bomber jet. During the vietnam war, F4s are used extensively in Vietnam. Its main enemy is the MiG-21. The jet, with afterburner on, can exceed mach 2 and it can carry 4 AIM-7 Sparrow air to air missile or the more advanced AIM-9 sidewinders, more than 8000kg of bombs, external fuel tanks, guided bombs and air to ground missiles for ground attack missions. The earlier models didn't include any cannon, just air to air missiles, however the later models did include a 20mm M61 Vulcan rotary cannon. There are 2 crews consisting of the pilor and a weapon system officer. The jet, with its heavy airframe, can reach mach 2.2 with its afterburning General Electric J79 engine. The Phantoms have a advanced radar system which can alert the crews of incoming threats even beyond visual range. The Phantoms also have a monitor for the pilot to see the radar pings, which was a very advanced technology back in the 60s. Around 5200 of these fighter jets were produced in the span of over 20 years.

MiG pilot: Shit F4 Phantoms spotted!
Ejects

by bored hong kong student March 31, 2022

Ciel astre phantomhive

Married to arthur phantomhive but recently divorced in 2022
Has one child named rosary

Is the vampire lord and demon king
Birthday is march first 1916
Co-owner of phantomhive estate

Lord ciel astre phantomhive has a very large mansion

by Sir re Phantomhive October 15, 2022