crouched potato

Sitting on the toilet trying to shit, when you've just had some chips. A difficult shit

One thing's for sure, after those chips you'll be called a crouched potato all night!

by Witherswither May 17, 2016

potato monkey

the new york word for Irish person

Guy:Hey look at that fucking potato monkey alcoholic.
Other Guy: Who has 4 long island iced teas in one sitting

by psuedonym jones December 18, 2021

Potato sisters

Girls that are just friends (NOT DATING) that like to cuddle.

Are you guys dating? Asks Steve to Jan and Laurie. No, says Laurie, we're just friends who cuddle. Yeah! Says Jan, we're potato sisters!

by Gayshitdawg February 15, 2019

White Potato

White person with mullet.
Also referred to as Anoushka.
Claims to get ‘bullied’ a lot

‘Grow the sides of your hair you White Potato’

by Regurk May 10, 2018

Feisty Potato

When one is being very (feisty). Also a quote from a (Family Guy) episode with (Liam Neeson).

That guy was a feisty potato.

by Sim dragon April 21, 2017

Stud Potato

Stud potato means when you are thiccc and sexy and a badass

Ava: You are a stud potato

Marly: Is it because I am thiccc

by ellllllaaaaa November 30, 2018

Potato Sex

Potato sex is the act of having sex with someone who acts and moves like a potato. The cause of this is either the person is too large, and or too drunk to be accountable for the movement of their body. People who boast about what a great sex life they have, actually probably have potato sex.

She will not shut up about her sex life. I bet that bitch is "potato sex".
How was your date last night? It was great except for the "potato sex"

by Person.forever May 13, 2021