Second Floor Porch

The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congress “doggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.

We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.

by Bill Brewster February 13, 2019

porch monkey

a term used for African-American children who are always underfoot

Those porch monkeys won't get out of my way.

by Big Tom June 5, 2005

porch monkey

a rasist saying for african americans and some one who sits on their porch and starys at the nabiors

Stop calling me a porch monkey

by sapel August 10, 2007

porch monkey

Derogatory term describing the lazy illegal Mexican population in the US. These "spicks" suck millions of US tax dollars out through free health care, unemployment benefits, and have the US citizens paying $100's more in taxes to support the unregistered, unwanted Mexicans in the US (over 12 million) Porch Monkeys are Mexicans who only sit on their porch all day while the rest of the civilized world is working. Many people tell them to get up off their Mexican asses and go to work, but they are too lazy.

Juan, the porch monkey, is an illegal immigrant and has never had or job, and he doesn't pay taxes of any kind.

by Kenny LS July 16, 2007

Porching

Porch-ing; pohrch-uhing

-noun, verb

The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.

Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:

Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.

Andy: What's the crack for tonight Kenny, wanna go Planking?
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking

by Kenny 'Austin' Powers August 1, 2011

pophead

someone that loves pop music and listens to all the new releases, usually a gay male or an e-girl

-I've heard that he stans Charli XCX and 100 gecs
-of course, he's a pophead

by carlyraejepsen666 January 20, 2021

porch monkey

"A person who sits on their porch and watches the neighbours"

*Also known as a petifile .

Look at that porch monkey taking pictures of the neighbours' children !

by DiggyDodge YO !!! May 12, 2007