1 definition by Kenny LS
Derogatory term describing the lazy illegal Mexican population in the US. These "spicks" suck millions of US tax dollars out through free health care, unemployment benefits, and have the US citizens paying $100's more in taxes to support the unregistered, unwanted Mexicans in the US (over 12 million) Porch Monkeys are Mexicans who only sit on their porch all day while the rest of the civilized world is working. Many people tell them to get up off their Mexican asses and go to work, but they are too lazy.
Juan, the porch monkey, is an illegal immigrant and has never had or job, and he doesn't pay taxes of any kind.
by Kenny LS June 18, 2007