The people who have nothing better to do than to sit on their porch and watch the cars drive by. Their always poor as shit and usually black.
When Pat, Amber, Jared and I drove down Pleseant Street, we saw a shit load of porchmen, and most of them were blacksmen.
by Aaron Sager August 24, 2008
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by bowenrbrooks May 7, 2018
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When your buddy calls you late at night and wants to have an ice cold beer with you on the front porch.
Alex - “Hey Dan, wanna come over and have a porchie?”
Dan - “Sure, what’s going on bud?”
Alex - “Well I got my sister pregnant again.”
Dan - “Sounds like a good night for a Porchie”
Dan - “Sure, what’s going on bud?”
Alex - “Well I got my sister pregnant again.”
Dan - “Sounds like a good night for a Porchie”
by Tim Boyle August 2, 2019
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YOOOO THAT APEX MATCH WAS PogChamp BRO!!!
Kyle, you can't say that anymore...
oh, yeah....
Still pretty poggers though ngl
Kyle, you can't say that anymore...
oh, yeah....
Still pretty poggers though ngl
by The Bass God January 6, 2021
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by rewrew July 31, 2009
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B. Very outgoing and seems loving until you get close to her, Not somebody that you want to piss off. She tends to be a slithering snake that sleeps with her boyfriends best friends. She likes to stab people when you least expect it. She will invite you into her house to "smoke" and when you are good and high, expect a sharp object in your neck.
B. Very outgoing and seems loving until you get close to her, Not somebody that you want to piss off. She tends to be a slithering snake that sleeps with her boyfriends best friends. She likes to stab people when you least expect it. She will invite you into her house to "smoke" and when you are good and high, expect a sharp object in your neck.
Jerry: I went over to this bitches house for a free smoke out and maybe a little head but when I whipped my dick out she stabbed me in the neck!
Mike: oh dude you shouldn't have fucked with porcia.
Mike: oh dude you shouldn't have fucked with porcia.
by jackkir July 28, 2011
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by SJ Vegas October 18, 2008
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