nigga fart cum poop explosion

when a black person farts and has an orgasm at the same time while also having explosive diarrhea

Eww dude was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion? That was nasty as fuck!

by Gustav Andersen August 31, 2020

period poop

When a girl is on her period and has to go number 2 more often than usual, its like diarrhea every menstrual cycle

I have to go to the restroom, I have period poop!

by taquito33 August 20, 2009

poop hostage

While in the bathroom, beginning to poop, you feel the rumbling and are about to unleash a fury of noise and smells, suddenly someone comes in and you have to stop and hold it until they leave. Usually in a smaller office, and they'd know who was making the sounds/smells.

I was about to let it go when the general manager walked in, he had on those fancy shoes, he held me poop hostage until I heard the door close.

by EMNM June 2, 2008

Poop tears

Crying or tearing up while defecating.

"Man, that was a good dump."
"Hold up. Are those poop tears?"

by copybarber March 7, 2012

splatter-poop

EARLY IN THE MOIRNING- after A night of drinking ,USUALLY 24-36 BEERS TO YOUR HEAD- you sit on the toilet to take a crap - BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL HYDRA-CHLORIDE INDUCED GOLF BALLS- its all over the bowl- yes its splatter poop. A LIQUIDY SUBSTANCE LAUNCHED AT 60psi. usually containing no more shred of substance other than possibly some un-chewed beef jerkey youn had for lunch the day before

Dude- NO Fucking WAY am I cleaning that SPLATTER-POOP off the floor and toilet- DAVE DID IT ,LET FUCKIN DAVE CLEAN IT!

by J. ALEXANDER November 20, 2007

poop smothie

A combination of fecal matter blended up like a malt, made to drink like a milk shake. See fecal fetish for more details.

My boss enjoys a poop smoothie in the morning, he's a fecal freak!

by devilcrock666 August 7, 2003

poopacabra

A chupacabra of crap.

A shit so hideously monstrous that it would scare villagers.

I was in the bathroom wrenching out a poopacabra.

by moooooog35 February 21, 2011