Penis Pilates

Exercises for your penis..

Mostly Penile Extension

If you will excuse me... I have to go and do my Penis Pilates...

by NidgeDFX January 6, 2015

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Peishi

An entity of absolute truth. One of the fundamental laws of physics is that 'Peishi is always right.' Failing to maintain this law means that one is 'damn cui'.

Dude A: "are you sure he's right?"
Dude B: "Of course, he's a Peishi!"

OR

Peishi says "you damn cui leh!"

by Dianne_Loh August 28, 2014

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Penis Scrapings

The bits of fluff and smegma at the end of your bell end if you don't wash it after a wank.

Man, my knob is full of Penis Scrapings today, I should have given it a scrub after that wank.

by Shadyyy_ September 26, 2014

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1- Boyle on your dick

2- Irritation from shaving vaginas

3- When you're enjoying a nice slice of pizza and the grease falls onto your dick (because ofc you're naked). The penis skin absorbs the grease and acts as an Olay moisturizer. Painful pimples form and spew hot tomato sauce until completely deflated.

Joshua : Shit, you eatin' pizza naked again?
Nick : Fuck no, I don't need another penis pimple

by John Murphy 1slynigga July 10, 2015

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Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.

Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016

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