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1. Pennywise the Dancing Clown (Robert "Bob" Gray or It) is actually a pregnant female that originated in a void containing and surrounding the Universe. It's final form in the physical realm is a 15 foot high black spider, which is the closest the human mind can get to understanding It's actual physical form. It's natural form exists in a realm beyond the physical called the deadlights. The closest description we get in the book (IT by Stephen King) of this is "an endless hairy thing which was made of light and nothing else, orange light, dead light that mocked life."

It's natural enemy is the Turtle.

2. Pennywise is an American punk rock band that was formed in 1988.

3. Penny Wise is a pseudonym for The Simpsons writer Jon Vitti.
1. Pennywise, when around Eddie, likes to take on the form of a leper and ask him if he wants a blowjob.

2. Pennywise's self-titled debut was in 1991.

3. Penny Wise wrote the episodes "Another Simpsons Clip Show" and "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular".
Pennywise by Arc of Reason June 30, 2008

Penngineer 

You're in SEAS? You're a Penngineer.
Penngineer by jdoe123 October 21, 2008

Where is that Sean Penn? 

The question on everybody’s lips when disaster strikes anywhere in the world.
As the group of folks in downtown L.A. needing COVID testing formed into a larger and larger throng, the desperate and plaintive question arose, “Where is that Sean Penn?”

Penn State Behrend 

Located in north-western Pennsylvania, this branch campus offers a variety of majors/minors to a generally unmotivated student body.

The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.

Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.

The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.

Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.
Penn State Behrend was the only school I applied to, but unfortunately i got in.
Penn State Behrend by NDKalltheway November 6, 2009

Pennyroyal Tea

A song by Nirvana. Also a tea used as a natural abortificant
Distill the life that's inside of me
Pennyroyal Tea by hoffmaniacal July 27, 2004
From Wikipedia:

Penne (pronounced /ˈpɛniː/ UK, or /ˈpɛneɪ/ US) is a type of pasta with cylinder-shaped pieces. Penne is the plural form of the Italian penna, deriving from Latin penna (meaning "feather" or "quill"). In Italy, penne are produced in two main variants: "penne lisce" (smooth) and "penne rigate" (furrowed), the latter having ridges on each penna.

N.B. Sometimes mistaken for "pene" in the Urban Dictionary, which is the correct term for "penis" in Italian and Spanish.
I hope you enjoy this copycat recipe for Macaroni Grill's Penne Rustica.
penne by Buddyflies September 9, 2011

Alfred Pennyworth 

One bad ass, mother fucker that is not to be trifled with. More or less Bruce Wayne's butler.

He has made appearances and/or played major roles in all of the Batman movies and TV shows.
Alfred Pennyworth: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.

<b>-LATER IN THE MOVIE-</B>

Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?

Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.

Bruce Wayne: How?

Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.