peen

shortened version of "penis". Can be used in just about any context.

Created when picking flowers in Red Dead Redemption

Josh: so what are you doing?
George: picking these flowers so I can get my 100%
Josh: wow................................ PEEN!
George: wait, what did you just call me?!?!?!?

Wow... What a dumb peen

by masterpeen January 25, 2011

Peemonkey

Monkeys that pee.

The Peemonkey peed on the tree.

by maydaylove August 1, 2011

Peen Bags

boobs. 2 nice fatsacks made for a man to stick his willy between.

Wow that chick has osm big honkin peen bags

by Worm_Y September 23, 2011

peeinate

instead of saying urinate, say peeinate

i drank so much water, my bladder was full, so i had to peeinate

by mr mell February 22, 2013

peenbut

When you accidentally get the peen in the butt.

"Dude, I got peenbut last night"

by LifeAlert69 June 17, 2014

peeing rob

A creepy young adult man sexually aroused by peeing at the same time as watching people undress or engage in sexual activity.

This morning there was a peeing rob in the gym bathroom watching me shower.

by Megriffin July 24, 2016

peen yourself

To masturbate

Meghan don't peen yourself just because you're lonely.

by Peen master June 8, 2016