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parkour

The best thing invented since music. to me, its all about having fun, chilling with my friends, teaching the n00bs untill they get good, chilling with them. its only comparable to skateboarding. parkour is Art.
parkour is fun.
by ska26 July 26, 2009
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The Parrot

The Parrot (verb)
When a woman continues to talk after having sex and the only way to shut her up is to throw a blanket over her so she'll go to sleep.
Guy: Man this chick will not shut the fuck up.

Me: hmm hold on *throws blanket over her*.
Guy: What did you do that for?

Me: When you want birds to sleep you cover their cage and they think it's dark and time to sleep.

Guy: sweet
Me: Yea, I call it the parrot
by Some guy#2 January 1, 2017
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Purple Parrot

Purple Parrot, a synonym for homosexual, fag, queer, etc.

A testament to the worst team in Legends of the Hidden Temple history, always composed of weak-armed pre-pubescent losers. They are best known for struggling with any type of physical challenge, including standing on the steps of knowledge.
PrivateSoftcore is such a purple parrot
by MWrules October 11, 2006
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squacking parrot

the act of blowing a load up a woman then letting out a victory squak.
put that squacking parrot out of me!
by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006
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Furry Parrot

When a girl is on her kness, you walk up behind her after just shaving your pubes, skeet on her shoulder and put the freshly shaven hair on the semen.
Amy: "John gave me the 'furry parrot' last night. He's such a dick."
by Nic, Emily and Parker January 1, 2009
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Parkour Slave

A person who does parkour so much that parkour becomes the object of their adoration, and when they end up falling asleep, parkour is all they can think of, and dream about, as well as talk about in their everyday life.
Person 1: Dude, you're such a parkour slave.
Person 2: You're just jealous because you can't do a lazy vault.
Person 1: :(. You didn't have to bring that up.
Person 2: Noob.
by PK 4 Me December 2, 2011
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app parkour

The swift act of switching from one app to another like some crazed madman on drugs. Often done to curb one's need to browse and check every single social media account (or news aggregator like Reddit) that they have.

The majority of Millennials and Gen Z have mastered the art of app parkour.
David Attenborough (narrator): In his natural habitat, the wild Gen Z is now engaging in his usual ritualistic behaviour that ecologists have now termed " app parkour ". Ecologists are still trying to find out the main reason behind this odd behavioural trait, and whether there is any evolutionary benefit to this adaption as opposed to checking one's smartphone only when necessary.
by Obv troll is obvious December 26, 2020
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