A once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support.
A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.
A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.
by TheNextBillGates January 14, 2010
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"Yeah dude he's like the biggest Peter Parker in our grade."
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by Kashmando January 2, 2012
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/noun/: The douche bags who insists on backing into a parking space, rather than driving in the normal way, because they are convinced it will save them time and trouble when they have to leave. Never mind that it inconveniences EVERYONE else around them.
"Look, it's one of those idiot Reverse Parkers. How much time did that dumbass just take to get that spot?"
"At least 5 minutes. And the mouth breather took half of the space next to him."
"At least 5 minutes. And the mouth breather took half of the space next to him."
by serenity450 February 28, 2010
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by Definitive Doom November 17, 2004
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Do not ask him to eat vegetables warning. HE WILL SHOOT YOU.
Do not ask him to eat vegetables warning. HE WILL SHOOT YOU.
Uncle Ben asked Pizza Parker to eat his vegetables, he then realized his mistake as Pizza Parker shoves a 9mm pistol into the back of his throat and wasted him.
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